A Letter to ASOS
Why do you hate me and my brokeness (I know that’s not a word, but oh well)? You continue to produce amazingly chic clothes that my wallet can not support at this moment. Although, I hear you’re getting a lot of flack for your shipping issues. But because you’re so awesome…I will forgive you.
And can I just say; I am loving this neutral colored trend you have going on (below). It’s like you know what my closet is missing right now. How do you do that?
It’s kinda like you’re a fashion genius! OK, I know you’re on trend, but I figure if I keep flattering you then we might just become the best of friends.
Maybe one day, you’ll actually open a store in Los Angeles and we can rule the world together. Until then, continue creating fab clothes and I’ll continue to love you.